Herb roasted new potatoes [166 calories]

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Tools:

  • Food processor
  • Cutting board
  • Sharp knife
  • Sauce pan
  • Stock pot
  • Measuring cups
  • Cookie sheet with a lip
  • Aluminum foil
  • Large mixing bowl
  • Tongs
  • Large spoon
  • Oven mitts
LOTS of salt

LOTS of salt

There's like, $20 worth of herbs in this picture.

There’s like, $20 worth of herbs in this picture.

Herbs, garlic, and butter. Yum!

Herbs, garlic, and butter. Yum!

Herb butter smells fucking amazing.

Herb butter smells fucking amazing.

These didn't crisp up as much as I'd hoped, but they were still delicious.

These didn’t crisp up as much as I’d hoped, but they were still delicious.

epic meal time

Serve with lime marinated salmon and broccoli in garlic butter sauce.

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