Chicken and Artichokes with Rosemary Orzo and Roasted Brussels Sprouts with Pancetta [731 calories]

294 calorie Chicken with Artichoke Pan Sauce (serves 4)
308 calorie Lemon Orzo Pilaf recipe (serves 4)
129 calorie Roasted Brussels Sprouts with Pancetta (serves 4)

These work together really well because a lot of the ingredients overlap. Rosemary and lemon juice called for in the orzo are also used in the entree, while the pancetta is used for the brussels sprouts and the entree as well. More efficiency, less waste.

And delicious to boot.

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